How Pero Got The Body Of His Dreams!!

Have you noticed the new-look Joe Perovich patrolling around the hallways of Irondale, sporting a fresh new barrage of V-neck shirts and flaunting his stunning AmbercromBODY? If you answered that question in the negative, let me ask you this: have you been living in Mike Barton's nuclear bomb-laden cellar for the past year?!?! Oh well, I'll fill you in because that's what I do best ;)

Last summer, I interviewed Perovich about his eating habits while at his Fridley home on a play date. When I asked him about what he ate on a typical day, he said "All I eat is french toast and mini corn dogs. They are literally the only two things I ever eat." We then proceeded to have a lengthy tickle fight, and then I continued the questioning. I found out that his go-to exercises were pull-ups and swimming laps with Kelby which he did on occasion. After he told me that, I dressed up in cowboy gear and ran around while Pero chased me with a pool cue. Shortly thereafter, I went into his freezer and ate 6 ice cream sandwiches in a row and then I screamed. I left his house that night with the notion that he was a fairly healthy boy, but little did I know that a change was underway.

When the 2010-11 school year began, Pero started running on his now-beloved treadmill erryday. He altered his diet in a healthier direction; more salad and less Toaster Studels, fewer Lemonheads and more fruit cups. If you hang out with the strapping young lad these days, you might see him spontaneously break out into a flurry of push-ups and sit-ups so fast it will make you dump your pants. That's the name of his game now folks! In the photo on the left from 2010, the airborne Peroki is 175 pounds, but the photo on the right from mere weeks ago shows him striking his trademark puppy pose and weighing in at 155! Asked to comment on his current bodaciousness, he said, "I just want to thank Billy Blanks. He was my sole inspiration to get fit. DOUBLE TIME!"

So there you have it: Pero is sizzling, single, and ready for summer so he can go to the beach.Then he will finally have an answer to the timeless question posed long ago by Alex Vandergrift, "Where are all the girls?" They'll be with Pero.


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