"You gots a bigger beak than Toucan Sam." exclaims Jerry Siafah in the midst of a rap battle on the back of the Irondale Basketball bus. Jerry isn't the only person to notice the similarity of Nolan's and Toucan Sam's nose, and it has come to the attention of Maury Povich, the host of the highly successful show "Maury". Maury has decided to do an hour long special and at the conclusion of the show the paternity test results will be read to see if Nolan is truly the father of this very lovable Toucan. When reached to see if he had a comment, Nolan said, "I'm not the father of this Toucan, how can a human have a child that is a bird? This claim is completely ridiculous." However, one trip 5 years ago to the Costa Rican rain forest makes Nolan's claim to seem a little suspect. When reached, Toucan Sam either refused to comment or he couldn't talk because after all he is a bird. Overall, this suggests that Nolan is the father to this Fruit Loops logo but the truth will be released officially on the Maury show in the upcoming weeks.
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